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Which character in "Glengarry Glen Ross" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Glengarry Glen Ross." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all!

  2. Coffee is for Closers!

  3. Fuck the machine? Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE!

  4. Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

  5. You filed it, that puts me over the top; you owe me a car. I don't wanna hear any shit, John, and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car. You see, because this is how we keep score, bubie.

  6. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

  7. That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.

  8. Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.

  9. You got the memory of a fucking fly.

  10. No, I think I don't want your money. I think you fucked up my office. And I think you're going away.

  11. What the hell are you? You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to ya: Fuck you and kiss my ass and if you don't like it, baby, I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you.

  12. Has this cocksucker ever been on a sit?