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Which character in "Freddy Got Fingered" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Freddy Got Fingered." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!

  2. [after seeing Darren's leg during the skateboarding accident] O-oh god! Get him a job! I mean get him an ambulance! You get a job, he's got a job already!

  3. Don't rub on Mr. Lee!

  4. [narrating his cartoon, "Zebras In America"]

  5. What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?

  6. Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

  7. Get inside the animals!

  8. Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle.

  9. I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can

  10. Your dad called me a retard-slut-whore. I don't think he likes me very much, Gordy.

  11. I wanna try the horsey! I wanna try the horsey!

  12. I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!