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Which character in "Fat Albert" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Fat Albert." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

  2. (repeated line) Guys, guys!

  3. [repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

  4. He better not be doing this again!

  5. You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

  6. Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

  7. Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

  8. (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

  9. Doris, no one came out of our television set.

  10. I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

  11. I have no face.

  12. Arthur! Learn the handshake!