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Which character in "Empire Records" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Empire Records." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. They're my special recipe... and you know what that means... Lots of sugar.

  2. I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.

  3. [Warren is being taken to jail] Don't drop the soap, Warren.

  4. Why don't you all just fade away.

  5. So is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?

  6. You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath... well... you make me feel like a bath?

  7. Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

  8. What's with today, today?

  9. I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.

  10. We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.

  11. [Wearing nothing but a MusicTown apron] Welcome to MusicTown, may I service you?

  12. [Corey left her bra] You forgot your thingy.