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Which character in "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Dracula: Dead and Loving It." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?

  2. Would an enema help?

  3. [a bat poops on the stairs] Children of the night... what a mess they make!

  4. [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?

  5. [after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier.

  6. Yesss... MASSSTER!

  7. [waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having... a daymare.

  8. [Upon seeing the unconscious medical students on the floor] Well done, doctor! Ten out of ten!

  9. [his last line] Renfield, you asshole!

  10. I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]

  11. [as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!

  12. [in a dream, at a picnic] I'm drinking wine, and I'm eating chicken!