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Which character in "Donnie Darko" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Donnie Darko." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I don't think that you have a clue what it's like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy... to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.

  2. [reading his poem in class] A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back to their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko.

  3. [to Cunningham] And I'm afraid, really afraid... really afraid but I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist.

  4. If this world were to end, there would only be you... and him... and no one else.

  5. [To Sherita Chen] I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.

  6. This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.

  7. Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

  8. That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

  9. Sometimes I question your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

  10. Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.

  11. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

  12. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!