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Which character in "Donnie Brasco" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Donnie Brasco." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

  2. When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.

  3. All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.

  4. [talking to Donnie] When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?

  5. Who the fuck am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.

  6. If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.

  7. I never hear from my boss until he dies, then my whole life gets turned upside down!

  8. Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.

  9. I got cancer of the prick.

  10. The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!

  11. And listen to me, if Donnie calls... , tell him... if it was gonna be anyone, I'm glad it was him. All right?

  12. C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat fuck.