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Which character in "Die Hard 2: Die Harder" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Die Hard 2: Die Harder." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Hey, Carmine. Let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brain?

  2. Hey, McClane, don't start believing in your own press. Yeah, yeah. I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. But just because the TV thinks you're hot shit, that don't make it so. Look, you are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it. So you capped some low life, fine.

  3. [During an attempt for a live broadcast aboard the NEA plane] Put me through, Cecilia, or start typing your resumé.

  4. No, don't write it up, don't write it up. Come on, man. This is my mother in law's car. She's all ready mad at me because I'm not a dentist.

  5. Yippie-Ki-Yay, Mr. Falcon.

  6. What the fuck do you think this is, eh? The safety patrol, here? This is the resume of a professional mercenary, you've got the world's biggest drug dealer on his way here now, what d'ya need, a slide rule to figure this out. Or maybe another body in a zipper bag before we start asking questions.

  7. And I've got everybody from the Shriners convention to the goddamn Boyscouts traipsing through here. I've got lost kids, lost dogs. "Not now." I've got international diplomats. I've got a fucking reindeer flying in here from the fucking petting zoo. But, John McClane, he's got a little problem. Hell, let's shut down the whole fucking airport. Now, what do you think they're gonna say upstairs when I'm gonna tell them that.

  8. I've got an unidentified stiff here.

  9. Ah, man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same shit happen to the same guy, twice.