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Which character in "Dick" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Dick." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Dick is going down, man!

  2. You don't mess with the big boys!!

  3. What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!

  4. [Being followed by the President's 'plumbers'] Dick frightens me.

  5. [After sticking himself with an election pin] Figures that the pain in my ass is Nixon, the fascist.

  6. [To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!

  7. [After seeing Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech immediately after a threatening call] He's trying to drive me insane!

  8. War is not healthy for children and other living things.

  9. I love Dick!

  10. I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.

  11. We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

  12. I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.