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Which character in "Dazed and Confused" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Dazed and Confused." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.

  2. I never get "shotgun".

  3. Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt you..much.

  4. What are we having social hour over here? [aside] I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

  5. [on public address system, to junior high students] Okay, all you freshman fucks, listen up! Normally you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted, and running for your worthless little lives. But today, since we feel so sorry for you, we're gonna make it easy on ya. If you meet us, right here, after school you'll only get one "lick" from each of us. But if you run like cowards, well, it's open season, all summer long, boys. Oh, and Mitch Kramer. Mitchy-Mitchy-Mitchy...We're gonna be lookin' for you, pal. Your ass is gonna be purple by the time this day's over. Have a nice afternoon. [kisses CB mic]

  6. I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

  7. Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

  8. Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

  9. I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

  10. I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Looks like we're almost outta beer.

  11. Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather, man!

  12. You're telling me, I'm being stalked by a Nazi.