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Which character in "Conspiracy Theory" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Conspiracy Theory." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)

  2. Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?

  3. Do you know what it's like, Mister Willion, to think you know what happened, but to never be sure?

  4. Jerry, you continually surprise me. Alice… I always seem to come between you and the men in your life.

  5. We've been looking for you for a long time, Jerry.

  6. Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!

  7. I believe you. He made great coffee.

  8. George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!

  9. I'm turning into a Jerry.

  10. Black helicopters, right? You've heard about them, black helicopters? Yeah, they're on, they're on whisper mode, so you can't hear 'em till they've already gone! You know?

  11. Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?

  12. I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.