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Which character in "Clerks" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Clerks." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

  2. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?

  3. I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

  4. I'm not even supposed to be here today!

  5. I'm not the type of person who will disrupt things just so I can shit comfortably.

  6. I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

  7. You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

  8. Oh, and Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

  9. You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

  10. This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

  11. My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

  12. I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.