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Which character in "Clerks II" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Clerks II." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Oh, then man, you must love this fucking guy 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. 'I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me.' And the fucking insane part is he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-fucking-Frank can see that she's nuts about him, God knows why. And she likes you for who you are man, she ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous fucking C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you fucking ass.

  2. I'd buy the QuickStop and re-open it myself! That's what I'd do! (Randal's "big idea")

  3. [in jail cell] "Naw"

  4. Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons! (To Elias and Hobbit Lover)

  5. One semester we took criminology for God's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck are we studying to be, Batman? (To Dante when discussing their short time in College)

  6. [after teen asks for a nickel bag, singing] "15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand!"

  7. May your first child be a masculine one! (To Becky)

  8. [Drunk whilst watching the donkey show] I have a huge boner right now.

  9. Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...

  10. Are you looking for a good transformers site? Because at cars2bots.com you can get an avatar of your picture morphed to look like a robot.

  11. "Porch Monkey" is a racial slur against black people!

  12. Oh! (Just as he hears Goodbye Horses)