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Which character in "Carlito's Way" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Carlito's Way." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. What has happened to you? What are you acting like this for? It doesn't make sense that you should hate this guy. Because this guy is you, twenty years ago.

  2. Carlito, man, Death Valley out here, man. You know me, I take to the street with any of these Motherfuckers, man. But these new kids nowadays, man, they got no respect for human life. They shotgun you just to see you fly up in the air. You're better off in jail.

  3. You ain't a lawyer no more, Dave. You're a gangster now. You're on the other side. Whole new ball game. You can't learn about it at school, and you can't have a late start.

  4. Oh, Jesus. Jesus Christ, look at you. You said they were friends, Guajiro. But there ain't no friends in this shit business.

  5. When you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble, baby. You're in trouble.

  6. Somebody's pullin' me close to the ground. I can sense, but I can't see. I ain't panicked, I been here before. Same as when I got popped on 104th Street. Don't take me to no hospital, please. Fuckin' emergency rooms don't save nobody. Sons of bitches always pop you at midnight when all they got is a Chinese intern with a dull spoon.

  7. You think you're big time? You're gonna fuckin' DIE big time!

  8. What do you mean? You didn't hear? I took a few in the back. When the streets are mad at you she don't put you in a box, she puts you in one of these things.

  9. I'M RELOADED! Come on in here, motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! You ain't comin' in? I'm comin' out! You're up against it now, motherfuckers! I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out! You think you're big time? You're gonna fuckin' die big time! You ready? Here comes the pain!

  10. Times have changed. What happened to the miniskirts? Where's all that marijuana? Now everything is platforms, cocaine, and dances I don't dance. What a man gotta come to when he loses five years.

  11. My name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

  12. Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco From The Bronx?