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Which character in "Can't Buy Me Love" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Can't Buy Me Love." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [to his dad, about his brother] Here is the primate example. You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

  2. You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!

  3. [to Ronald] Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!

  4. [to Cindy] You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!

  5. Guys, take a look at my forehead... do you see a sign that says information?

  6. [about Ronald] I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!

  7. Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.

  8. [Talking to Cindy outside her house] I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

  9. [about Ronald] Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile.

  10. Look - it's a nerd herd!

  11. [walking into the New Year's party] Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

  12. [about Ronald's card nights] Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?