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Which character in "Bruce Almighty" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Bruce Almighty." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. You don't want to be like Evan. Evan's an asshole.

  2. Yahweh! You've got prayers.

  3. (sampling wine at he and Grace's date) It's perfect. She'll love it.

  4. Okay, You win. I'm done. Please, I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't wanna be God! I want You to decide what's right for me! I SURRENDER TO YOUR WILL!

  5. [A disguised God has been showing Bruce signs all day; his latest one reads "LIFE IS JUST"] Just? Just get a clue!

  6. First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber... Pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me.

  7. You can't leave me! I'm the Alpha, lady! I'M THE OMEGA, BABY! Okay, fine, I don't need you!

  8. (sarcastically) Yes, let's thank God, for his blessings are raining down upon me. WAIT! THAT'S NOT RAIN!

  9. I AM BRUCE ALMIGHTY! MY WILL BE DONE!

  10. That is perfect! That is the motivation that I needed! Right there! Thank you. Thank you, WKBW! Wimpy Kiddy Baby Whiners! THAT'S WHAT THAT STANDS FOR! I'll see you on Channel 5, where they do the real news.

  11. Smite me oh mighty smiter!

  12. B-E-A-utiful.