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Which character in "Braveheart" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Braveheart." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [after killing a would-be assassin] Sure didn't the Almighty send me to watch your back? I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head.

  2. I hope you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king.

  3. [voiceover] I shall tell you of William Wallace. Historians from England will say that I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes. The King of Scotland had died without a son, and the king of England, a cruel pagan known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the throne for himself. Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown. So Longshanks invited them to talks of truce. No weapons, one page only. Among the farmers of that shire was Malcolm Wallace, a commoner, with his own lands. He had two sons: John and William.

  4. I'm so afraid. Lord, give me the strength to die well.

  5. [to Prince Edward] In the morning, I depart for France to press our rights there, and I leave you here to quell this little rebellion, understood? Is it? One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

  6. I know it is hard. Being a leader is. Now son, son, look at me. I can not be king. You, and you alone can rule Scotland. What I tell you, you must do. Not for me, not for yourself, but for your country.

  7. William, I am your uncle, Argyle. You have the look of your mother.

  8. [to Hamish] I've lived long enough to live free; proud to see you become the man you are. I'm a happy man.

  9. In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father? The Almighty says 'Don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question.'

  10. [ending narration] In the year of our Lord, 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.

  11. [to Isabelle, in French] I hope your husband goes to Scotland and meets Wallace and then you'll be a widow.

  12. Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it.