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Which character in "Blue Velvet" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Blue Velvet." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Gordon went right up to 'em in broad daylight of course, cause he's the man, right? And he took all those drugs away. It was fuckin' beautiful. Candy colored clown they call the Sand Man.

  2. Hey, neighbor! You shit for brains, man. You forgot I have a police radio. One well-dressed fuckin' man knows where your fuckin' cute little butt's hidin', huh. You stupid fuck. Fuck with me, man. Here I come! Ready or not! You fuck. I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit. You've got about one fuckin' second to live, buddy. You're a sorry piece of shit, mister. Hey pretty, pretty...What the fuck. Where are you? Where are you?

  3. Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

  4. [on the phone] Hello. Yes sir. Frank. Frank, let me talk to him. Please Frank, sir. I like to sing Blue Velvet. Don? Don? It's all right. Don't worry. Don?? Don? Can you hear me? Is little Donny all right? Is he there with you? Don? You mean Meadow Lane? Frank, Frank, what's the matter with him? In an hour. I'll be sweet. Mommy loves you. OK, Frank, sir.

  5. What are you doing in my closet, Jeffrey Beaumont?

  6. Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.

  7. [to Jeffrey] Are you the one that found the ear?

  8. Hit me!!

  9. LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

  10. [Inhaling helium while shooting] HEY PRETTY PRETTY!

  11. You got about one fuckin' second to live buddy!

  12. That's a human ear all right.