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Which character in "Billy Madison" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Billy Madison." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words... I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn... Soooo hot... Want to touch the hiney...Awwoooooooooooooooooooooo!

  2. O'Doyle rules!

  3. Whoa,whoa,whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for his puppy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits? You get your ass out there, and you find that fuckin' dog!

  4. Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [He notices a gold swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop looking at me, swan!

  5. JUST DO IT!

  6. He called the shit "poop"!

  7. You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants. All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

  8. Chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!

  9. Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here?

  10. Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  11. Oh, Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothin'.

  12. It's Nudey Magazine day!