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Which character in "Batman Returns" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Batman Returns." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!

  2. Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

  3. [addressing his penguin army] My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back. Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish all of God's children! First, second, third and fourth-born! Why be biased?! Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY-HIGH!!! FORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD MARCH!!! THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!!!!!

  4. A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man. I have a name. [pauses, reluctant to accept it] ... Oswald Cobblepot!

  5. [to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.

  6. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual. [After visiting his parents' grave]

  7. [fighting Batman] You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!

  8. The tree lights up and then I push the button. No, no, wait, wait! I press the button and then the tree lights up, I press the button and then the tree lights up...

  9. Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

  10. [after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.

  11. I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

  12. [showing up at Max's party] You didn't invite me, so I crashed!