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Which character in "Apocalypse Now" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Apocalypse Now." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. There are two of you. One that kills and one that loves.

  2. How many people had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was an American and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit … charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do? But, I really didn't know what I'd do when I found him.

  3. I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

  4. My orders say I'm not supposed to know where I'm taking this boat, so I don't. But one look at you, and I know it's gonna be hot.

  5. Being playmate of the year... is the loneliest experience i can imagine. It's like... you try to express your feelings to someone and show them your heart and there's this glass wall between you, this invisible glass. They can see your mouth moving. But they can't hear what you're saying. You can never really make them hear what you're trying to say. That's why i tried so desperately... to show somebody that i had some talent. They make you do things you don't wanna do... like, this picture here. I started feeling repulsed with myself. Maybe i'm unfit to have a relationship with a beautiful, innocent boy. I wish... I wish i could find.. just one person... that could share my point of view.

  6. (Apologizing for severed heads adorning Kurtz's headquarters) The heads. You're looking at the heads. I, uh â€" sometimes he goes too far, you know â€" he's the first one to admit it!

  7. It's a way we had over here with living with ourselves. We cut 'em in half with a machine gun and give 'em a Band-Aid. It was a lie. And the more I saw them, the more I hated lies.

  8. Don't these people ever give up?

  9. Lance Johnson the surfer?

  10. Unass that shit, get it out of here.

  11. They were gonna make me a major for this, and I wasn't even in their fuckin' army anymore.

  12. (impaled) A spear.