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Which character in "Annie Hall" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Annie Hall." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I hope to become the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to, say, the distinguished gray, unless I'm neither of those two. Unless I'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.

  2. You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art, because it's real difficult in life.

  3. She's a 10, Max, and that's great for you because you're - you're used to two's, aren't you?

  4. What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. ...What do you do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you? It's just maddening.

  5. My Grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

  6. Annie and I broke up. And I still can't get my mind around that. You know, I keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mind, and examining my life and trying to figure out where did the screwup come, you know. A year ago, we were in love, you know.

  7. Not only is he a good agent, but he really gives good meeting.

  8. I'm into leather.

  9. I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.

  10. Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was thirty, OK?

  11. They give awards for that kind of music? I thought just earplugs...They do nothing but give out awards. I can't believe it. Greatest Fascist Dictator - Adolf Hitler!

  12. I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.