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Which character in "American Splendor" said...

So you think you are a fan of "American Splendor." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Harvey, we better skip this whole courtship thing and just get married.

  2. Man, she's got good looking handwriting.

  3. You turned yourself into a comic hero?

  4. Look Toby, the guys in that movie are not 28 year-old file clerks who live with their grandmothers in an ethnic ghetto...They didn't get their computers like you did, by trading in a bunch of box tops and $49.50 at the supermarket...Sure, go to the movies and daydream, but Revenge of the Nerds ain't reality. It's just Hollywood bullsh*t.

  5. I've had enough bad experiences and growth to last me plenty...Right now, I'd be glad to trade some growth for happiness.

  6. [regarding "Revenge of the Nerds"] Yes, I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me.

  7. I ain't no super hero, lady. I'm just a kid from the neighborhood, all right?

  8. [to Harvey] Joyce is right. You are obsessive-compulsive.

  9. I recommend the piña coladas. They are excellent and very authentic tasting.

  10. I guess I have a lot of borderline health disorders that limit me politically when it comes to eating.

  11. Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?!

  12. Hamburgers are a safer addiction than drugs. Say no to drugs. Say yes to White Castle.