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Which character in "American Pimp" said...

So you think you are a fan of "American Pimp." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. "I'll Pimp A bitch in chilly cold blood"

  2. "If a ho don't have no instruction, she's gonna be headed for self-destruction, nam sayin?."

  3. I used to tell em you gotta sit down if you wanna know what it's about with me. Why? ‘Cuz what I got ta tell ya is more powerful than a head-on collision doin' 90 miles an hour down a one way street. W-w-what is it? Ahhh…are you ready, girl? Yeah. I'm a muthafuckin' PIMP! Hahahahaha!

  4. Do you see these nails? I had nails, I sold these nails before I started pimpin too, I sold them to Revlon. Revlon bought my nails, they was like an inch long and I sold all 10 of them. They all used to grow like that because all I did was peel money and touch bitches. That's all I did, talk shit and swallow spit all day long.

  5. "Priests need nuns, doctors need nurses. So ho's need pimps."

  6. "If there ain't another pimp in the country, there's gonna be some mothafuckin' hoes, hoe-in..."

  7. Any man can kill, right? Any woman can be turned out.

  8. "It ain't easy, man. It might look glamour-like to ya, cuz ya see me riiiidin'...ya dig? Snakeskin down to tha flo', ya dig? Hat and shoes to match. Diamonds on fingers and watches on arms...It might look easy, but ya gon' hafta work some to get to this status...see ya at the top."

  9. "Love don't mix with this pimpin man what the hell you talkin' 'bout"

  10. "Any bitch can get out there and sell some pussy. Yeah, yeah, she can get out there and sell some pussy all day long. But she don't know the ins and outs and the ins and outs and outs and ins."

  11. "Pussy gon' sell when cotton and corn won't."

  12. "She a funky, once-a-month-bleeding, dirty-down bitch."