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Which character in "American Pie" said...

So you think you are a fan of "American Pie." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Jim I want to talk about masturbation.

  2. Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

  3. I don't want any of you boys thinking that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you score!

  4. I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

  5. I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

  6. You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

  7. Go trig boy, it's your birthday.

  8. God bless the Internet.

  9. [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?

  10. We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

  11. Stop hyperventerlating.

  12. I'll see you guys tonight, i'll look for you in the "No Fucking Section", right?