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Which character in "American Pie 2" said...

So you think you are a fan of "American Pie 2." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I kind of super-glued myself to, uh, myself.

  2. My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

  3. Eat shit Shitbreak.

  4. Where are the fucking females?

  5. Hey: keep it real, homies.

  6. Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.

  7. Oh God, I kissed Jim.

  8. Jim?! holy potatoes!

  9. This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time.

  10. When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?

  11. [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing.

  12. [after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"] Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus.