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Which character in "Almost Famous" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Almost Famous." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. When and where does this "real world" occur?

  2. [about Penny Lane] She changed everything. She was the one that said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and hearts." Just blow-jobs, and that's it!

  3. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

  4. You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. And she wanted us to be together.

  5. You're not out there to join party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson.

  6. Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you.

  7. Let's deflower the kid.

  8. I never said I was a golden god...or did I?

  9. You know, I always told her not to let too many guys fall in love with her. I guess I was wrong. One of them ended up saving her life.

  10. I've studied the entire history of music. And for the most part, the good stuff is the popular stuff. Show me a guy who says he doesn't want to be popular, and I'll show you a scared guy. It's easy to say popularity sucks, because that allows you to forgive yourself if you suck. And I don't forgive myself. Do you?

  11. [in the middle of a class lecture] Rock stars have kidnapped my son!

  12. That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.