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Which character in "Alien" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Alien." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. It's a robot! Ash is a god damn robot!

  2. Parker, would you shut up and listen to the man!?

  3. The pit is completely enclosed. And it's full of leathery objects, like eggs or something.

  4. [Attempting to contact Earth] This is commercial towing vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons, registration number 1-8-0-niner-2-4-6-0-niner. Calling Antarctica traffic control. Do you read me? Over.

  5. [Looking at the dead alien skeleton] Alien life form. Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized. Looks like it's growing out of the chair. Bones are bent outward, like he exploded from inside.

  6. [Preparing to blast the alien out of the shuttle] You are my lucky star... Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.

  7. [after recovering from being facehugged and being impregnated with an alien embryo] Feel like somebody's been beating me with a stick for about six years. [smiles] God, I'm hungry.

  8. The option to override automatic detonation will expire in t-minus, THREE MINUTES.

  9. [holding Jonesy, the ship's cat, in her lap] Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. Come on, cat. [picks up Jonesy and walks to the cryotubes]

  10. Danger, the emergency destruct sequence has now been activated. The ship will self-destruct in t-minus, ten minutes. The option to override automatic detonation will expire in t-minus, FIVE MINUTES.

  11. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Here Jonesy.

  12. [asked if he remembers being facehugged] Just some horrible dream about smothering.