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Which character in "Airplane!" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Airplane!." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

  2. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

  3. Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

  4. [In voice over, with echo] I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate) I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate)

  5. Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?

  6. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

  7. Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle andâ€"

  8. Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.

  9. All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

  10. Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  11. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

  12. They're coming right at us! (exits control tower via window)