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Which character in "A Dirty Shame" said...

So you think you are a fan of "A Dirty Shame." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.

  2. Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!

  3. I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

  4. A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

  5. PINK STEEL!

  6. Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!

  7. Did you see those new neighbours moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to

  8. My pussy's on fire!

  9. I'm going to call the postmaster general â€" if he's not whacking off! â€" and report your potty mouth!

  10. A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!

  11. We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!

  12. Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!