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Which character in "A Christmas Story" said...

So you think you are a fan of "A Christmas Story." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.

  2. OLD BLUE! OH NO!

  3. [After Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he is unsuccessful at repairing it] With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered Major Award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played. Gently.

  4. Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.

  5. [after cracking a secret code, reading it] Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine?! A crummy commercial?! Son of a bitch!

  6. You used up all the glue on purpose!

  7. Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

  8. Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.

  9. It's a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it's smiling at me.

  10. Well, put your arms down when you get to school.

  11. You'll shoot your eye out!

  12. Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand... (Yechh!)