It's funny, but when you're in that football world, you just don't realise what it means to people. You only find out how disappointed they are, when you let them down. I was 16 when I signed pro forms. Thought I was the business. Didn't take long for standards to start slipping. Cars, booze, bad tips for slow horses... You think you can handle it, then bang, very soon it's handling you. Before I was picking up trophies, I was 425 grand down to men nasty enough... well, even they would have put the wind up Mr Sykes. But they did give me two choices - a wheelchair for life, or a deliberate penalty against the Germans. It's not as if I've prospered. Look where I've ended up.
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
(To Avi when asked about Boris' nicknames) Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
I'm in here for drunken assault.
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
[When Avi asks what he wishes to be called] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
(To Avi in a different room to him) AVI! PULL YA SOCKS UP! (starts shooting through the wall)
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
[Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
[Same scene, in French version]
Buongiornooo?
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
You're becoming a sentimental old fart.
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
What goes on the pitch, stays on the pitch.
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
It's been emotional.
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?
Danny Meehan in "Mean Machine"
Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch"
Big Chris in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"