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In which movie did Samuel L. Jackson say...

So you enjoy the films of Samuel L. Jackson. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. PLEASE! GODDAMMIT! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

  2. This was divine intervention. Do you know what divine intervention is?

  3. Oh, oh â€" you ready to blow?! Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back?! You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this nigger's skull.

  4. Ain't no fucking ball park neither! Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same fucking sport! Look, foot massages don't mean shit!

  5. [When the manager tells him to stop causing problems and getting them all killed] Shut the fuck up, fat man, this ain't none of your god-damned business!

  6. [After opening trunk] We should have had shotguns for this kinda deal.

  7. I used the same fucking soap you did, and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no God damn maxi-pad.

  8. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang.

  9. Normally, both of your sorry asses would be deader than fucking fried chicken by now, but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period, so I don't wanna kill you. I wanna help you. But I can't give you what's in this case, it doesn't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to just hand it over to your dumb asses.

  10. That's right, that's exactly what it means. God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfucking bullets.

  11. John. John. I can't get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.

  12. I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The dark side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.