All right, Mr. President, here we go! All right, baby! I've gotcha! Payback's a bitch, ain't it?!
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
We've got to stop them! I was kidnapped by space aliens 10 years ago! They did all kinds of experiments on me! They've been studying us for years, finding out our weaknesses! We've gotta stop 'em! They're gonna kill us all!
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
YOU READ MY MIND! We gotta get as far away from these things we can!
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Do me a favor. Tell my children... I love them very much. [Then after taking his mask off] All right, you alien assholes! In the words of My Generation: UP YOURS!!
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Whoo-hoo! Look out! Comin' through! I've got tone. Eagle 20! Fox 2! [fails to fire] Eagle 20! Fox 2! It's jammed! It won't fire!
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Armed and ready, sir! I'm packin'!
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
[calmly] We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? [shouting] We end up lookin' like a monkey fuckin' a football out there!
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
And Harry, I know you're great, you know you're great, but if the guy in the car doesn't trust you, we're never gonna win a damn race.
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
[Accidentally almost launches a missile while his fighter is still grounded] Oh, crap! Oh, what'd I hit? I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'.
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Hello, boys! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Sorry I'm late, Mr. President! Kinda got hung up back there!
Russell Casse in "Independence Day"
Tim Daland in "Days of Thunder"
Cousin Eddie in "National Lampoon's Vacation"