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In which movie did Nicolas Cage say...

So you enjoy the films of Nicolas Cage. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancin' to do.

  2. Some things are true whether you believe in them or not.

  3. That doctor in the operating room. She stared right at me.

  4. Can you tell me if you had to make a choice... if you were forced to choose... between imagining her out ther somewhere living a good life... being happy... bu you don't know... you never find out... or the worst being true... her being gone... but you know... you finally know what's happened to her.

  5. The other thing that gets to people, that leads to pies, I guess are these catch phrases we're required to use to single the program out. It gets under people's skin. Spritz Nipper. But the whole thing about all of it, all the getting hit with stuff, the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway? Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson? Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it. But this is like the ninth time I got--- [pause] clowns get hit with pies.

  6. I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.

  7. Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".

  8. Here's the thing: if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove, because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a nobleman or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not.

  9. [to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.

  10. Hey, Machine! Love your work!

  11. Rockin' good news.

  12. The first time I was struck with something, it was a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always fast food. Fast food. Shit people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. [pause] I'm fast food.