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In which movie did Natalie Portman say...

So you enjoy the films of Natalie Portman. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

  2. He said not to ever do that to me again. He said that if you do he'll have you taken off to prison and locked up and you'll never ever see me again, and you'll have to eat ice-cream on your own. (speaking to her mother after she tried to blame a parking ticket on her wanting ice-cream which she did not request)

  3. You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life, I swear. [Famous line referring to the song "New Slang" by The Shins]

  4. Wow! I cannot believe you're not really retarded!

  5. [Narrating] "Remember, remember / The fifth of November / The gunpowder treason and plot. / I know of no reason / Why the gunpowder treason / Should ever be forgot". But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes, and I know that, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.

  6. (In response to Finch asking "Who was he?") He was Edmond Dantès. And he was my father. And my mother. My brother. My friend. He was you, and me. He was all of us.

  7. You know what? I'm really hungry and it's not like we're not at Denny's. So, if someone comes in and sees me eat duck à l'orange, who knows what effect it'll have on my life?

  8. Artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

  9. Even if you can't stand her, even if you hate her, there's some mystery about my mother.

  10. If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

  11. Mom, Mom! I'm sorry but you have to understand I was just doing an audition. They wanted me to...no one would even know it was you... You know every morning I wake up and I don't even want to be here. Who would wanna be with you? You're just a crazy, middle aged, unemployed woman with a, with a child to support. Why can't our lives just be normal?

  12. I worried about myself for a while. But one day I was at a market and a friend, someone I'd worked with at the BTN, got in line behind me. I was so nervous that when the cashier asked me for my money I dropped it. My friend picked it up and handed it to me. She looked me right in the eye and didn't recognize me. I guess whatever you did to me worked better than I'd ever have imagined.