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In which movie did Michael McKean say...

So you enjoy the films of Michael McKean. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.

  2. So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

  3. [in an alternate ending] But if you want to know who killed Mr Boddy, I did. In the Hall. With the Revolver. Now, I'm going home to sleep with my wife.

  4. [Concerning his epitaph]: Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not?

  5. If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

  6. I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

  7. Well I DIDN'T DO IT!

  8. We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

  9. [in an alternate ending] Mrs. Peacock was a man!?

  10. Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

  11. Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.