Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
[Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
[Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
[after holding Vicki Vale while ascending, who says she weighs 108 pounds] You weigh a little more than 108.
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
(responding to Alfred's comment about "security" when repairing the Batmobile) Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? I'm sitting there working. I turn around, there she is. (sarcasticallly) "Oh, hi Vick. Come on in!"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are suppose to do?
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
[whispering as Wayne to the Joker] I know who you are.
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
I wash my hands and my feet of you!
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
[moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"
[yelling in anger] You wanna' get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
Bill Blazejowski in "Night Shift"
Jack Butler in "Mr. Mom"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman (1989)"
Batman/Bruce Wayne in "Batman Returns"