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In which movie did Michael Keaton say...

So you enjoy the films of Michael Keaton. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.

  2. [Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.

  3. [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.

  4. [after holding Vicki Vale while ascending, who says she weighs 108 pounds] You weigh a little more than 108.

  5. (responding to Alfred's comment about "security" when repairing the Batmobile) Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? I'm sitting there working. I turn around, there she is. (sarcasticallly) "Oh, hi Vick. Come on in!"

  6. What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!

  7. What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are suppose to do?

  8. [whispering as Wayne to the Joker] I know who you are.

  9. I wash my hands and my feet of you!

  10. [moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  11. We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

  12. [yelling in anger] You wanna' get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!