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In which movie did Michael Caine say...

So you enjoy the films of Michael Caine. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [After being told by Bruce Wayne that his failures lets him learn] Well, I guess you've become quite knowledgeable then.

  2. Right now, I wish I were a damned ranker, like Hook or Hitch.

  3. There are no words.

  4. [After Bruce uses an extremely noisy gun to fire several test shots] Not sure you made it loud enough, sir.

  5. [to Gracie Hart] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.

  6. I knew it... I knew it! They're going to attack both sides at once!

  7. You mean your only plan is to stand behind a few feet of mealie bags and wait for the Zulus to attack?

  8. Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

  9. [before Bruce leaves him with a boat full of Russian ballerinas] You can tell me the Russian for "apply your own bloody suntan lotion"!

  10. [After Batman asks him how he captured the bandit he was pursuing in Burma during his SAS days] We burned the forest down.

  11. It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion.

  12. That's a bitter pill! Our own damned rifles!