[Going hysterical, and pointing at Bialystock] FAT! FAT! FAT-FAT-FATTY-FAT!!!
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Cameron has never been in love. At least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
"I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock splashes him with a glass of water) ... I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock then slaps him) ...I'M IN PAIN! I'M IN PAIN AND I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL!"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
Hey, I don't believe that any system is totally secure.
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
[to Joshua] Come on. Learn, goddammit.
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
[to audience] Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've made a terrible error in judgement. You've mistaken me for someone with a spine.
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
David Lightman in "WarGames"
Ferris Bueller in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Leo Bloom in "The Producers (2005)"