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In which movie did Matt Damon say...

So you enjoy the films of Matt Damon. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [Last words] Okay.

  2. Do you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?

  3. [as Tess walks down the stairs] This is the best part of my day.

  4. Where does the probe go?

  5. Now, Through the Looking Glass, that poem "The walrus and the carpenter", that's an indictment of organised religion; the walrus with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either Buddha, or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha-- that takes care of your eastern religions. Now, the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the western religions. Now, in the poem what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en massé. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but, to me it says, that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organised religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "Do it, do it and I'll fucking spank you!"

  6. I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!

  7. I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything! You know that.

  8. Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten from a tree, you fucking homos!

  9. The major sins never change. Besides, I can spot a commandment-breaker a mile away.

  10. [speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

  11. You have nothing to worry about. You're innocent. But you forgot to say 'God bless you' when I sneezed!

  12. I love fucking with the clergy.