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In which movie did Kevin Spacey say...

So you enjoy the films of Kevin Spacey. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. Nobody wants. Nobody needs. On K-PAX when I'm gone, nobody misses me. There would be no reason to. And yet I sense that when I leave here… I will be missed.

  2. I'm an alien. Don't worry, I'm not going to leap out of your chest.

  3. We spend our whole lives trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back. But there comes a point in life - a moment - when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses... Maybe death is a gift. You wonder. All I can tell you is that by this time tomorrow I'll be dead. I know when. I just can't say why. You have 24 hours to find out.

  4. Because I don't like you.

  5. [After Angela touches his muscles] You like muscles.

  6. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

  7. Well the new me whacks off when he feels horny.

  8. She says she doesn't like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe, and she doesn't hear too well on her left side, so don't sneak up on her anymore. (On what "Shasta" the dog told him)

  9. I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter, if you will admit the possibility that I am from K-PAX. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

  10. [On killing] I've gone … and done it again.

  11. [Pretending to be a photographer] I got your picture, man! I got your picture!

  12. They just like talking to salesmen.