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In which movie did Joaquin Phoenix say...

So you enjoy the films of Joaquin Phoenix. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. Hey! It's like a gas station, you pay before you pump!

  2. [watching a video of Machine torturing a woman] Oh, he's a lover, man... definitely loves what he does for a living.

  3. Tell Linda I love her... That I've loved her from the second I saw her.

  4. [On selling porn] I don't buy it. I don't endorse it. I just point the way.

  5. Am I not merciful? [loses patience] Am I not merciful?!

  6. They say your son squealed like a girl, as they nailed him to the cross. And your wife moaned like a whore when they ravaged her. Again. And again. And again.

  7. [Latched onto a frantic man while hanging from a rope] Calm down! Sir - you need to calm down! I swear to God I'll drop you!

  8. One kind word, one full hug while you pressed me to your chest and held me tight, would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me you hate so much? All I ever wanted was to live up to you, Caesar, Father. Father, I would butcher the whole world if you would only love me..

  9. It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is.

  10. What am I going to do with you? You simply won't…die.

  11. He's a producer-slash-director-slash weirdo. He's like the Jim Jarmusch of S & M.

  12. [reading a letter to the elders] My mother is unaware of reasons of my visit today. She did not give her consent or consult me in any form. The passing of little Daniel Nicholson, from illness, and other events have weighed on my thoughts. I ask permission to cross into the forbidden woods and travel to the nearest town. I will gather new medicines, and I will return. With regards to those we don't speak of, I am certain they will let me pass. Creatures can sense emotion and fear. They will see I am pure of intention and not afraid. The end.