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In which movie did Jason Mewes say...

So you enjoy the films of Jason Mewes. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [Explaining the details of Operation Drive By to Silent Bob] First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I put my back out humping your mom last night. Nooch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berserk style, and knock out the fucking pin and bickety-bam! The motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.

  2. What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?

  3. [To Silent Bob] Where do you get these wonderful toys?

  4. [Shows a Hustler spread to Silent Bob] Dude, this one looks like your mom. [Silent Bob nods]

  5. Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The motherfucker's like MacGyver--no, the motherfucker's better than MacGyver.

  6. Yeah. Silent Bob, you're one rude motherfucker, you know that? But, you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [a horn beeps] Ew, you fucking faggot. I hate guys! I love women! [Willam approaches them] Whatchoo want, Grizzly Adams?

  7. Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

  8. I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

  9. We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to fuck?

  10. Holy shit, Silent Bob's an instrument of God?

  11. That guy's faster than Walt Flanigan's Dog!

  12. You know, you can have sex until the third trimester? (after Bethany reveals that she is pregnant)