Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it.
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
[speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] You two are retarded for each other.
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Azrael in "Dogma"
[about the break-up letter from Rene] Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
"Rock 'n' roll can save the world"? "The chicks are great"? I sound like a dick! I never said that!
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Azrael in "Dogma"
[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Azrael in "Dogma"
I'm a fuckin' demon and you're gonna have him assault me with a putter?
Azrael in "Dogma"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
You want me to rub it?
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Azrael in "Dogma"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
[After being mortally wounded by a golf club] But... I'm a fuckin' demon.
Brodie Bruce in "Mallrats"
Jeff Bebe in "Almost Famous"
Banky Edwards in "Chasing Amy"
Azrael in "Dogma"