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In which movie did Jack Nicholson say...

So you enjoy the films of Jack Nicholson. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. Here's to the first of the day, fellas. To ol' D. H. Lawrence. Nik-nik-nik-f-f-f-Indians!

  2. Danny! I'm coming! You can't get away! I'm right behind ya!

  3. No ticky, no laundry.

  4. I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church; that was only a way of saying we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency, may he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you, you have to take it.

  5. I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.

  6. Wendy, I'm home!

  7. (Typewritten, repeated line) All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

  8. Wendy? You have big a surprise coming to you. Go check out the Snow Cat and the radio and you'll see what I mean. Go check it out! Ha ha ha! Go check it out!

  9. That was a UFO, beamin' back at ya. Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago - we seen forty of 'em flying in formation. They-they-they've got bases all over the world now, you know. They've been coming here ever since nineteen forty-six - when the scientists first started bouncin' radar beams off of the moon. And they have been livin' and workin' among us in vast quantities ever since. The government knows all about 'em.

  10. Well, they are people, just like us - from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they don't have no wars, they got no monetary system, they don't have any leaders, because, I mean, each man is a leader. I mean, each man - because of their technology, they are able to feed, clothe, house, and transport themselves equally - and with no effort...Why don't they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release of this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venutians have contacted people in all walks of life - all walks of life. [laughs] Yes. It-it-it would be a devastatin' blow to our antiquated systems - so now the Venutians are meeting with people in all walks of life - in an advisory capacity. For once man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.

  11. She fell funny!

  12. One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.