[Hanging upside down over the edge of a building] Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is a little push!
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan"…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics...because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die…[voice rises hysterically] well, then everyone loses their minds!
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
[To Batman while hanging upside down from a building] You won't kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because…you're just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
[To a policeman] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all of the…little…emotions. You see, in their…last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. [pause] Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
[Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here's…my card.
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you…stranger.
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them.
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
How many of your friends have I killed?
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
[after Batman flips the truck and speeds towards the Joker who walks towards him shooting cars in the way] Come on. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Hit me. Hit me! I want you to hit me! Come on. Do it! Hit me!
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but suddenly gets a gun pointed at his head] Arrrgh! Could you please just give me a minute?
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.
Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
The Joker in "The Dark Knight"
Ennis Del Mar in "Brokeback Mountain"