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In which movie did Eugene Levy say...

So you enjoy the films of Eugene Levy. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. You know, 35 years ago, preparing for a concert meant playing "find the cobra" with the hotel chambermaid.

  2. [On condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...

  3. Seeing these long lines of fans who want nothing more than to have you sign an autograph, it's like it's 1968... Or '67... Or '66.

  4. I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

  5. Son, step away from the animal...

  6. I feel ready for whatever the experience is that we will... take with us after the show. I'm sure it will be... an adventure... a voyage on this... magnificent vessel... into unchartered waters! What if we see sailfish... jumping... and flying across the magnificent orb of a setting sun?

  7. We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

  8. Jim I want to talk about masturbation.

  9. Hey: keep it real, homies.

  10. [to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.

  11. [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?