[to Josh] Are you taking your medication?
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Do you know that Shakespearean admonition 'To thine own self be true'? It's premised on the idea that 'thine own self' is pretty good, being true to which is commendable. What if 'thine own self' is not so good? What if it's pretty bad? Would it better, in that case. not to be true to 'thine own self'? See? That's my situation.
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
It's a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Dawn in the big city. There are eight million stories out there.
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
I have a gay mouth?
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user.
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Our bodies are not really designed for group social life. We're really designed for pairing off.
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Do you think the neurological effects of caffeine are similar to that of cocaine?
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
[to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"
I could be gay.
Des McGrath in "The Last Days of Disco"
Max in "Kicking and Screaming"
Nick Smith in "Metropolitan"
Fred Boynton in "Barcelona"