[after Leo throws him out enraged] Is this some radical new therapy?
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
John Winger in "Stripes"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
Does he have to use the word "poopy"?
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
[referring to the shark that ate his friend, Esteban] I wonder if it remembers me.
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
John Winger in "Stripes"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
John Winger in "Stripes"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Mmmmm. Look at all those steaming wieners. Do you know what they're saying? They're saying, "This is the year that Fink beats 'The Stomach'." [Fink picks up a hot dog and holds it to his ear] No, it's a couple of them over here... but they're saying it.
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang, is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
You slut.
Tripper Harrison in "Meatballs"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned?
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
John Winger in "Stripes"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Carl Spackler in "Caddyshack"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
I'm a god, I'm not the god... I don't think.
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried." I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play... what happened?"
Herman Blume in "Rushmore"
Steve Zissou in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
Jeff Slater in "Tootsie"
Bob Wiley in "What About Bob?"
Phil Connors in "Groundhog Day"